Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay, I'm going to get your money for you. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's going to happen to you? Group Captain Lionel Mandrake: What? Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.
Stanley Kubrick (b. 1928), U.S. director, screenwriter, Peter George (1925–1966), U.S. screenwriter, and Terry Southern (1928–1995), U.S. screenwriter. Colonel "Bat" Guano (Keenan Wynn) and Group Captain Lionel Mandrake (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, arguing about whether Guano should shoot open a Coke machine, providing Mandrake with change so that he can call the president and avert a nuclear war (1964).
Adapted from Peter George's novel Red Alert, which he wrote under the pseudonym Peter Bryant.