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Quotation by Morrie Ryskind
Get some onions, they will make your eyes water.
Morrie Ryskind, U.S. screenwriter, Robert Florey, and Joseph Santley. Mr. Hammer (Groucho Marx), The Cocoanuts, responding to a guest's request for "ice water," (1929).
Ryskind adapted this film from original Broadway play by George Kaufman.
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