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Quotation by S.J. Perelman
I love sitting on your lap. I could sit here all day if you didn't stand up.
S.J. Perelman, U.S. screenwriter, Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby, and Norman Z. McLeod. Groucho Marx, Horsefeathers, a wisecrack made while wooing Connie, the college widow (Thelma Todd) (1932).
Surprise me with a
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