Quotation by Robert Benchley

I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and give the rest to the nearest monkey.
Robert Benchley (1889–1945), U.S. writer, humorist. My Ten Years in a Quandary and How They Grew, "No More Bananas," Harper & Brothers (1936).
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