Quotation by Blake Edwards

Inspector Clouseau: How can a blind man be a lookout?
Chief Inspector Dreyfus: How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!
Inspector Clouseau: It's very simple. All he has to do is enlist.
Blake Edwards (b. 1922), U.S. director, screenwriter, and Frank Waldman (b. 1990), U.S. screenwriter. Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers), Chief Inspector Dreyfus (Herbert Lom), The Return of the Pink Panther, after Clouseau has bungled a robbery (1975).
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