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Quotation by Dorothy Parker
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Dorothy Parker (1893–1967), U.S. humorous writer. Résumé, Enough Rope (1926).
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