Simone Clouseau: Jacques would make a wonderful father. He has many redeeming qualities, you know. Sir Charles: Name one. Simone Clouseau: Oh, he's kind, loyal, faithful, obedient. Sir Charles: You're either married to a boy scout or a dachshund.
Blake Edwards (b. 1922), director, screenwriter, and Maurice Richlin (d. 1990). Simone Clouseau (Capucine), Sir Charles (David Niven), The Pink Panther, talking about Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers) while they're dancing (1964).