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Mark Twain

Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (1835–1910), U.S. author. "More Maxims of Mark," p. 947, Mark Twain: Collected Tales, Sketches, Speeches, & Essays, 1891-1910, Library of America (1992).

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