Quotation by S.J. Perelman

You're a woman who's been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
S.J. Perelman, U.S. screenwriter, Arthur Sheekman, Will Johnstone, and Norman Z. McLeod. Groucho Marx, Monkey Business, a wisecrack made while trying to woo Lucille Briggs (Thelma Todd) (1931).

Ultimately a rather ironic remark. A few years later Todd was found brutally murdered in her garage. Groucho has no character name in the credits—he is listed as one of the "Stowaways."
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