Bert Kalmar quotes - 10 of
I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. After that you're on your own.
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!
Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you!
Go! And never darken my towels again!
Gentleman, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. I im
Clear? Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and get me a four-year-old child. I can't make head or tail
Ride like fury. If you run out of gas, get ethyl. If Ethyl runs out, get Mabel!
Married! I can see you right now in the kitchen bending over a hot stove ... but I can't see the stove.
You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!
Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did!
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