George Kaufman quotes

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You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus!
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
Fifty-eight? That's an awful big number for a birdcage this size!
If you're not back there in ten minutes, I'll be back here in eleven--with squeaky shoes on!
That's why I'm sitting here with you, because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your lips, everything about you remind ...
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! On account of you I almost heard the opera!
Every time I get romantic with you, you want to talk business. I don't know, there's something about me that brings out the busine ...
I've never had any complaints yet!
Nine dollars and forty cents! This is an outrage! If I were you, I wouldn't pay it!
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