Groucho Marx quotes

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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book.... The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, h ...
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can't fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the ...
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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