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It is a verry delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimashun, and yures too.
We hate those who will not take our advice, and despise them who do.
Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git the
Mi advise tu them who are about tu begin, in arnest, the jurney ov life, is tu take their harte in one hand and a club in the othe
About the only difference between the poor and the ritch, is this, the poor suffer mizery, while the ritch hav tu enjoy it.
Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.
Man was kreated a little lower than the angells and has bin gittin a little lower ever sinse.
Tew bring up a child in the wa he should go--travel that wa yourself.
It ain't often that a man's reputashun outlasts his munny.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest
Is the one that gets the grease.
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