Robert Benchley quotes

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There are several natural phenomena which I shall have to have explained to me before I can keep on going as a resident member of ...
For most visitors to Manhattan, both foreign and domestic, New York is the Shrine of the Good Time. "I don't see how you stand it, ...
It is one of the most discouraging experiences I have ever had, not forgetting the time when I winked at the Queen Mother in Londo ...
The windows were then closed and the steam turned on. There was a sign up saying that no one could smoke, but you couldn't help it ...
One of the great natural phenomena is the way in which a tube of toothpaste suddenly empties itself when it hears that you are pla ...
When we think back to our forefathers, with their sedentary lives of forest-chopping, railroad-building, fortune-founding, their f ...
Those great ideas which come to you in your sleep just before you awake in morning, those solutions to the world's problems which, ...
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
The Great Arizona Desert is full of the bleaching bones of people who waited for me to start something.
There are various forms of the disease which the victim is unable to say "No." Some of these forms are more serious than others, a ...
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