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Robert Benchley quotes
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At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys th
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Nine-tenths of the value of a sense of humor in writing is not in the things it makes one write but in the things it keeps one fro
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A great deal of unnecessary worry is indulged in by theatregoers trying to understand what Bernard Shaw means. They are not satisf
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The way to go to the circus, however, is with someone who has seen perhaps one theatrical performance before in his life and that
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Mr. [John] Barrymore's smile was the smile of an actor who hates actors, and who knows that he is going to kill two or three befor
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Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirl
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People who begin sentences with "I may be old-fashioned but--" are usually not only old-fashioned but wrong. I never thought the t
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Down in the living room I have a clock which is called a "four-hundred-day" clock, which is supposed to run 400 days without windi
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Next we come to the bronchial buster, or the man (it is usually a man) who, being in the throes of a terrific throat and tube trou
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