Woody Allen quotes

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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our h ...
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year ... for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the bo ...
I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I--I have a tendency to ... if I get too mellow, I--I ripen and then rot.
Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.
Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
In Beverly Hills ... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I, interestingly, had dated a woman in the Eisenhower Administration briefly, and it was ironic to me 'cause I was trying to do to ...
My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.
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