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Mr. Lely, I desire you would use all your skill to paint my picture truly like me, and not flatter me at all; but remark all these ...
Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor in ...
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
For me, it's enough! They've been here long enough--maybe too long. It's a funny thing, though. All these years Fred was too busy ...
There is a certain kind of person who is so dominated by the desire to be loved for himself alone that he has constantly to test t ...
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on th ...
Nine-tenths of the value of a sense of humor in writing is not in the things it makes one write but in the things it keeps one fro ...
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense if quoted as it stands.
Y'know scientists are funny. We probe and measure and dissect. Invent lights without heat, weigh a caterpillar's eyebrow. But when ...
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a "joke."
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