One of the few moments of happiness a man knows in Australia is that moment of meeting the eyes of another man over the tops of tw...o beer glasses.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said ...the Cat. "I don't much care where--" said Alice. "Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat. "Mas long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation. "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
"And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," the Cat said, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?"... "I suppose so," said Alice. "Well then," the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone...: "so I ca'n't take more." "You mean you ca'n't take less," said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing."LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Peg: Who are you? Alice: I'm nobody.... Peg: Oh now, don't sulk. We're all nobody. "Nobody" is anybody who belongs to somebody. So if you belong to nobody, you're somebody. Understand?LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Alice grown lazy, mammoth but not fat, Declines upon her lost and twilight age;... Above in the dozing leaves the grinning cat Quivers forever with his abstract rage....LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Alice: I put swimsuits in boxes six days a week. George: Yeah. What about Sunday? Maybe then you put yourself in a swimsuit.<...br />Alice: Oh, not me. George: Why? You don't look good in a swimsuit? Alice: Sure I do. I can't swim. George: You're kidding. Alice: I never learned. I was even scared of the duck pond when I was a kid.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
The female sex have long been the acknowledged possessors of a sort of mental quickness and intellectual acumen, or rather sharpne...ss of vision, which may be better understood by the term sprightliness of imagination, which has enabled them to discern, or at least to recognize those smaller springs of action that regulate the conduct of mankind, which, from their supposed insignificancy, have escaped the grosser sex.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »