Before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. Now, the first thing to do is arrange f...or a settlement. You take the children, your husband takes the house, Junior burns down the house, you take the insurance and I take you!LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
O pale, pale now, those rosy lips, I aft hae kissed sae fondly;... And closed for ay, the sparkling glance That dwalt on me sae kindly; And moldering now in silent dust That heart that lo'ed me dearly!LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
The soger frae the wars returns, The sailor frae the main,... But I hae parted frae my Love, Never to meet again, my dear, Never to meet again.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Now wae to thee, thou cruel lord, A bluidy man I trow thou be;... For mony a heart thou hast made sair That ne'er did wrong to thine or thee.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
I change, and so do women too; But I reflect--which women seldom do.... Tobacco is a filthy weed, That from the devil doth proceed; That drains your purse, that burns your clothes, That makes a chimney of your nose.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
It is because everything is relative That we shall never see in that sphere of pure wisdom and... Entertainment much more than groping shadows of an incomplete Former existence so close it burns like the mouth that Closes down over all your effort like the moment Of deathLESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Argument is conclusive ... but ... it does not remove doubt, so that the mind may rest in the sure knowledge of the truth, unless ...it finds it by the method of experiment.... For if any man who never saw fire proved by satisfactory arguments that fire burns ... his hearer's mind would never be satisfied, nor would he avoid the fire until he put his hand in it ... that he might learn by experiment what argument taught.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »