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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
Each morning the day lies like a fresh shirt on our bed; this incomparably fine, incomparably tightly woven tissue of pure predict ...
The motion picture made in Hollywood, if it is to create art at all, must do so within such strangling limitations of subject and ...
The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances.
Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he ne ...
Strange goings on! Jones did it slowly, deliberately, in the bathroom, with a knife, at midnight. What he did was butter a piece o ...
See, I'm so light, it don't seem right
to go to the colored rest room;
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Marriage accustomed one to the good things, so one came to take them for granted, but magnified the bad things, so they came to fe ...
Children, randomly at first, hit upon something sooner or later that is their mother's and/or father's Achilles' heel, a kind of b ...
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