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A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?
We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed ... but we're going back again in a couple of weeks.
You know, you two girls have everything. You're tall and short, slim and stout, and blonde and brunette, and that's just the kind ...
The elks live up in the hills and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them c ...
Pardon me, I was using the subjunctive instead of the past tense. Yes, we're away past tents. We're living in bungalows now.
The principal animals inhabiting the African jungle are moose, elks, and Knights of Pythias. Of course, you all know what a moose ...
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. We tried to remove the tusks but they were e ...
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters.
Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I'm glad I came, but just the same, I must be going! I'll s ...
Pardon me while I have a strange interlude.
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