My dear Mr. District Attorney, your law is shockingly bad. I have the perfect alibi. I am legally dead. Your business is with the ...living.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Bruno Antony: Tell me, Judge, after you've sentenced a man to the chair, isn't it difficult to go out and eat your dinner after th...at? Judge Dolan: When a murderer is caught he must be tried, when he is convicted he must be sentenced, when he is sentenced to death he must be executed. Bruno Antony: Quite impersonal, isn't it? Judge Dolan: So it is. Besides, it doesn't happen every day. Bruno Antony: So, few murderers are caught?LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Judge Thomas was a man who had used the system to get where he wanted to be, but then felt that everyone else should pull themselv...es up by their own bootstraps.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
I've been complimented for my scorekeeping, and sometimes it's hard to tell whether it's a backhanded compliment or not. Are the m...en surprised when a woman does a good job as a judge?LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Judge Bedford: Well, I must admit, she (your fiancée) isn't at all what I thought she'd be. David: What did you think she'd ...be? Judge Bedford: Blind.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Judge Bedford: Planning on having children? David: Naturally.... Judge Bedford: Good, then I know what to get you for a wedding present. David: Yeah? What's that? Judge Bedford: A vasectomy.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Judge Bedford: I understand you refuse to be represented by counsel. Walter: That's correct, your honor.... Judge Bedford: Are you suicidal, Mr. Davis, or just plain stupid?LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Muriel Bedford: It isn't every day that your only son gets married. Judge Bedford: He's your son, too, Muriel. I mean it's ab...out time you started taking half the blame.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
A judge is not supposed to know anything about the facts of life until they have been presented in evidence and explained to him a...t least three times.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »