Judge Bedford: Planning on having children? David: Naturally.... Judge Bedford: Good, then I know what to get you for a wedding present. David: Yeah? What's that? Judge Bedford: A vasectomy.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Muriel Bedford: It isn't every day that your only son gets married. Judge Bedford: He's your son, too, Muriel. I mean it's ab...out time you started taking half the blame.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
I was not at all shocked with this execution at the time. John died seemingly without much pain. He was effectually hanged, the ro...pe having fixed upon his neck very firmly, and he was allowed to hang near three quarters of an hour; so that any attempt to recover him would have been in vain. I comforted myself in thinking that by giving up the scheme I had avoided much anxiety and uneasiness.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
John was a very political animal. The thing that politics did and that fame as an entertainer didn't do was provide you with an en...gine for propagating your theories and beliefs. The one thing John would have liked more than anything else was his own political machine. Even though he would profess that politics is bullshit, he just wouldn't call it "politics." He'd call it "peace."LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
John Anderson my jo, John, We clamb the hill the gither;... And mony a canty day, John, We've had wi' ane anither: Now we maun totter down, John, And hand in hand we'll go; And sleep the gither at the foot, John Anderson my Jo.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »