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I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat.
This Nicholas anoon leet flee a fart
As greet as it hadde been a thonder-dent
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
There is nothing fiercer than a failed artist. The energy remains, but, having no outlet, it implodes in a great black fart of rag ...
He's no call to hide
Some slight impatience with his destiny:
"I'm stuck with this old fart at least a year...."
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