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The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.
What is to be done with people who can't read a Sunday paper without messing it all up?... Show me a Sunday paper which has been l ...
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on.
Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor in ...
Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.
The hand that signed the paper felled a city;
Five sovereign fingers taxed the breath,
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All the reputedly powerful reactionaries are merely paper tigers. The reason is that they are divorced from the people. Look! Was ...
People's affections can be as thin as paper; life is like a game of chess, changing with each move.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Paper is soft and ink is fluid; it might be better if some pages of this chronicle could be written on chips of granite at the poi ...
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