What makes shit such a universal joke is that it's an unmistakeable reminder of our duality, of our soiled nature and of our will ...to glory. It is the ultimate lèse-majesté.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Jack and Joan they think no ill, But loving live, and merry still;... Do their week-days' work, and pray Devoutly on the holy day; Skip and trip it on the green, And help to choose the Summer Queen;LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Take the pot. Fill it with a couple of bottles of dry white wine. Turn the heat on and when it's just lukewarm you put the live lo...bster in the warm wine. He likes that. That is one happy lobster. Keep turning the heat up. By the time that the wine is bubbling the lobster doesn't give a shit.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Did you ever hear the story about the fighter that was losing badly to the other guy? He's getting the hell kicked out of him and ...he comes back to his corner between rounds and his manager says, "Keep up the good work, kid, because the other guy isn't laying a glove on you." And the fighter says, "Then you'd better keep your eye on the referee because somebody is kicking the shit out of me."LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Jack and Jill Went up the hill,... To fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down, And broke his crown, And Jill came tumbling after.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Little Jack Horner Sat in the corner,... Eating a Christmas pie; He put in his thumb, And pulled out a plum, And said, What a good boy am I!LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »