... all my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actu...ally Olive.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great... and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one of the shortest-lived.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come ...to the era when happiness is "knowing what your uterus looks like."LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
A medium Vodka dry Martini--with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred, please. I would prefer Russian or Polish vodka.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »