Everytime I say "sure" when I mean "no," everytime I smile brightly when I'm exploding with rage, every time I imagine my man's ac...hievement is my own, I know the cheerleader never really died. I feel her shaking her ass inside me and I hear her breathless, girlish voice mutter "T-E-A-M, Yea, Team."LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
The sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at the end of that time he begins to mutter to himsel...f, and calls out in his sleep.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »