When writers meet they are truculent, indifferent, or over-polite. Then comes the inevitable moment. A shows B that he has read so...mething of B's. Will B show A? If not, then A hates B, if yes, then all is well. The only other way for writers to meet is to share a quick pee over a common lamp-post.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
what if I'm 60 years old and not married, all alone in a furnished room with pee stains on my underwear... and everybody else is married!LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a co...nvincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »