A publisher is a specialised form of bank or building society, catering for customers who cannot cope with life and are therefore ...- MOREA publisher is a specialised form of bank or building society, catering for customers who cannot cope with life and are therefore forced to write about it.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
The most durable thing in writing is style, and style is the most valuable investment a writer can make with his time. It pays off...- MOREThe most durable thing in writing is style, and style is the most valuable investment a writer can make with his time. It pays off slowly, your agent will sneer at it, your publisher will misunderstand it, and it will take people you have never heard of to convince them by slow degrees that the writer who puts his individual mark on the way he writes will always pay off.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
To me a book is a message from the gods to mankind; or, if not, should never be published at all.... A message from the gods shoul...- MORETo me a book is a message from the gods to mankind; or, if not, should never be published at all.... A message from the gods should be delivered at once. It is damnably blasphemous to talk about the autumn season and so on. How dare the author or publisher demand a price for doing his duty, the highest and most honourable to which a man can be called?LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Well, if I have to choose one or the other, I choose to be a plain New Hampshire farmer...- MOREWell, if I have to choose one or the other, I choose to be a plain New Hampshire farmer With an income in cash of, say, a thousand (From, say, a publisher in New York City). It's restful to arrive at a decision, And restful just to think about New Hampshire. At present I am living in Vermont.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
We that write & print have all our books predestinated—& and for me, I shall write such things as the Great Publisher of Mankind...- MOREWe that write & print have all our books predestinated—& and for me, I shall write such things as the Great Publisher of Mankind ordained ages before he published "The World"Mthis planet, I mean—not the Literary Globe.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Some time ago a publisher told me that there are four kinds of books that seldom, if ever, lose money in the United States—first...- MORESome time ago a publisher told me that there are four kinds of books that seldom, if ever, lose money in the United States—first, murder stories; secondly, novels in which the heroine is forcibly overcome by the hero; thirdly, volumes on spiritualism, occultism and other such claptrap, and fourthly, books on Lincoln.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
He turned out to belong to the type of publisher who dreams of becoming a male muse to his author, and our brief conjunction ended...- MOREHe turned out to belong to the type of publisher who dreams of becoming a male muse to his author, and our brief conjunction ended abruptly upon his suggesting I replace chess by music and make Luzhin a demented violinist.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
I'd take the bus downtown with my mother, and the big thing was to sit at the counter and get an orange drink and a tuna sandwich ...- MOREI'd take the bus downtown with my mother, and the big thing was to sit at the counter and get an orange drink and a tuna sandwich on toast. I thought I was living large!... When I was at the Ritz with the publisher a few months ago, I did think, "Oh my God, I'm in the Ritz tearoom." ... The person who was so happy to sit at the Woolworths counter is now sitting at the Ritz, listening to the harp, and wondering what tea to order.... [ellipsis in source] Am I awake?LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
The talk shows are stuffed full of sufferers who have regained their health—congressmen who suffered through a serious spell of ...- MOREThe talk shows are stuffed full of sufferers who have regained their health—congressmen who suffered through a serious spell of boozing and skirt-chasing, White House aides who were stricken cruelly with overweening ambition, movie stars and baseball players who came down with acute cases of wanting to trash hotel rooms while under the influence of recreational drugs. Most of them have found God, or at least a publisher.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »