In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation ...so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while his article is still on the presses.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
A cynic might conclude that the real purpose of the $500 million-a-year implant business is the implantation of fat in the bellies... and rumps of underemployed plastic surgeons.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »
Smoking ... is downright dangerous. Most people who smoke will eventually contract a fatal disease and die. But they don't brag ab...out it, do they? Most people who ski, play professional football or drive race cars, will not die--at least not in the act--and yet they are the ones with the glamorous images, the expensive equipment and the mythic proportions. Why this should be I cannot say, unless it is simply that the average American does not know a daredevil when he sees one.LESSATTRIBUTION DETAIL »