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I don't know jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal--they have to live off each other--while the Repu
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do--well, that's Memoirs.
You can't say that civilization don't advance ... for in every war they kill you a new way.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
How much longer will I be able to inhabit the divine sepulcher
Of life, my great love?
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