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An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
I want a lump in his throat to obstruct the wisecrack.
I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
I know, you have forgotten those June nights on the Riviera, where we sat 'neath the shimmering skies, moonlight bathing in the Me ...
I tell you, you're ruining that boy. You're ruining him. Why can't you do as much for me?
When I was your age I went to bed right after supper. Sometimes I went to bed before supper. Sometimes I went without supper and d ...
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
I love sitting on your lap. I could sit here all day if you didn't stand up.
'Anything further, Father?' That can't be right. Isn't it 'anything farther, further?'
Why don't you go home to your wife? I'll tell you what. I'll go home to your wife and outside of the improvements, you'll never kn ...
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