All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standin
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A sense of humour keen enough to show a man his own absurdities as well as those of other people will keep a man from the commissi
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We used chamber-pots a good deal.... My mother ... loved to repeat: "When did the queen reign over China?" This whimsical and harm
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I think my wife ... is sure of my loyalty.... She knows how hard I work. She knows how tired I am every night. She knows I have fi
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When your opponent is drowning, throw the son of a bitch an anvil.
What a sad business, being funny.
Remember that the wit, humour, and jokes of most mixed companies are local. They thrive in that particular soil, but will not ofte
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I could heartily wish that you may often be seen to smile, but never heard to laugh while you live. Frequent and loud laughter is
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A laughing Lear would be monstrous. Not so a laughing Romeo and Juliet.
Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little.
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